Thursday, October 4, 2007

Animal Envy....

So after a very long day at work he called me and we were chatting. He says "Wow, what I could use right now, more than ANYTHING" (yes, at this point I'm thinking food or sex, but nope... he says) "is a great back scratch."

I reply "Well I'm sorry I'm so far away, I cant really help you with that."

I expected him to say "Oh its ok." but instead... this is what I got.
"Sometimes I'm really jealous of cows. They have those lines of nails they get to walk under."

Yep! Animal envy has to be a case for insanity.

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