Sunday, April 20, 2008

And I quote...

"I'd open my window, but sadly my sub machine gun is in the way."

Gratuitous piece shot.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Call Weight Watchers, they are about to go bankrupt.

"You know when you get a bad flu for a few days and lose six pound?"

"Yes" I reply.

He says "Well, I'm thinking if I could manage to get a flu like that for a few weeks, I'd be back to the perfect weight."

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Snap, crackle, pop!

Recently he has been mentioning problems with his ears popping. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the sinus infections that seem to be bothering everyone this season.

So we are having a nice little chat via msn and all of a sudden he types "OUCH!" and I'm like "What's wrong?"

Now even with the knowledge that we both get headaches in a direct result to severe changes in the barometric pressure, I am still not expecting this little ditty.

"My EARS are popping!" he says "WTF... all I am doing is just sitting here."
I respond with "Sinus" (the same thing I have been saying all week about it) but he comes back with THIS... "Grrrr at my barometer HEAD!"

I just couldn't stop laughing.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Chemical Warfare...

He had a rare day of no work, jobs, chores or errands... and somewhere in between him telling me about his movie watching, popcorn eating, he mentions how he started mixing random household chemicals to see how volatile of a reaction he could get.

Lesson learnt ... Free Time + Bored Insane Boyfriend = Badness

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Being products of the 80s....

We were both watching this vid...

After scanning the comments, he laments "Actually, Cyndi Lauper covered the song. It's originally done by a dude named Robert Hazard way back in '79."

He then says "I had NO idea, I really thought it was hers."
I responded... "Nah, I dont think much was hers, she was a 'cover' queen!"
He says, "Well, the waffle iron head hair style was hers!"

Friday, March 21, 2008


After deep frying some perogies he was waiting for them to cool off...

He isn't always a patient man, takes one bite, burns the roof of his mouth and says...
"Man, I'm SO going to insulate my next home with perogies!